A**holes for Trump


Hey all my pals and fellow a**holes, it’s Donnie Drunkard again, coming at your from Bob’s Beer and Billiards.
Once again I owe a huge debt of gratitude to my pal Donald Trump. You know what I am talking about, don’t you? My pal Donald Trump has normalized being an a**hole. That is such a gift to all of us a**holes who have been marginalized by those politically correct losers who think a**holes are … well frankly a**holes.

In recognition of this valuable service to all of us, I have formed a new organization called “A**holes for Trump“. We are proud a**holes and are thrilled with the a**hole in chief, Donald Trump who has made the world a better place for us a**holes.

Our new organization will be offering memberships at $5000 USD per year. Why so much? Because we are a**holes that’s why!

Furthermore we will be offering valuable programs to help you be more of an a**hole.
Here is our proposed list, which we may change any damn time we feel like it because this organization is run by a**holes.

Proposed Program List

  • Getting in Touch with Your Inner A**hole.
    • Recommended for junior a**holes who are just finding their game.
  • A**hole Pride
    • An advanced course on displaying your total a**holeness
  • A**hole Recruiting
    • How to help others to become more of an a**hole
  • Social Media for A**holes
    • How to demonstrate publicly what a huge a**hole you are.

So far that’s the list.  We are however considering doing a course on how to run for office as a complete a**hole and get votes by being a committed a**hole.

Once again, I am so thankful we have a huge a**hole leading the way in my pal Donald Trump.

See you next time and until then keep being the a**hole I know you are.

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Donnie Drunkard stumbled into the Old Strathcona offices on his way to the bar and he has never left. Too bad we decided to put a keg in the coffee room. Donnie sees the world through an alcoholic haze, and is convinced that he is a stable genius.


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