Hey all my pals and fellow a**holes, it’s Donnie Drunkard again, coming at your from Bob’s Beer and Billiards.
Once again I owe a huge debt of gratitude to my pal Donald Trump. You know what I am talking about, don’t you? My pal Donald Trump has normalized being an a**hole. That is such a gift to all of us a**holes who have been marginalized by those politically correct losers who think a**holes are … well frankly a**holes.
In recognition of this valuable service to all of us, I have formed a new organization called “A**holes for Trump“. We are proud a**holes and are thrilled with the a**hole in chief, Donald Trump who has made the world a better place for us a**holes.
Our new organization will be offering memberships at $5000 USD per year. Why so much? Because we are a**holes that’s why!
Furthermore we will be offering valuable programs to help you be more of an a**hole.
Here is our proposed list, which we may change any damn time we feel like it because this organization is run by a**holes.
Proposed Program List
- Getting in Touch with Your Inner A**hole.
- Recommended for junior a**holes who are just finding their game.
- A**hole Pride
- An advanced course on displaying your total a**holeness
- A**hole Recruiting
- How to help others to become more of an a**hole
- Social Media for A**holes
- How to demonstrate publicly what a huge a**hole you are.
So far that’s the list. We are however considering doing a course on how to run for office as a complete a**hole and get votes by being a committed a**hole.
Once again, I am so thankful we have a huge a**hole leading the way in my pal Donald Trump.
See you next time and until then keep being the a**hole I know you are.