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Fake News

Fake News

Hey gang, Donnie Drunkard coming at you from the real news source here at Bob's Beer and Billiards. I gotta say, all this fake new is really getting me down. I have had to up my alcohol consumption just to…

Press Conferences

Press Conferences

Hey all, Donnie Drunkard here comin' at you from the media center at Bob's Beer and Billiards. I now have a sticky note on my bar stool that says "Media Center". Just to clarify, I am not part of the…

Available for National Security Advisor

Available for National Security Advisor

Hey all, it's your old pal Donnie the Drunkard. I am typing this post from a secure location (I am hiding in the men's room at Bob's Beer and Billiards). The reason for my precaution is I want to make…

Handshakes

Handshakes

Hey gang, Donnie Drunkard here, comin' straight at you from Bob's Beer and Billiards. (Ok not quite straight at you, 'cause I am blasted, but you know what I mean). Ok, so the other day, this big dude walks into…

How to Ignore People

How to Ignore People

Hey man, it's been a great day, my local bar, had a twofer sale, that's a two for one beer deal. I am drunker than toby's dump truck and feeling like I can rule the world. But hey, ruling the…

Democracy Sucks!

Democracy Sucks!

So I'm into my 12th beer and I hear about the latest executive orders from Donald Trump and I am like, "wow this is awesome".  If I were emperor, I mean president that's how I would do it. I would…

Why I love Donald Trump

Ok, so I was at the bar last night, like I am every night and I am into my 14th beer, then I hear this guy Donald Trump talking and I am thinking, hey he sounds just like me! He…

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