Projectile Vomiting
Sure this is an odd topic, but it has a certain fascination. I remember watching the first exorcist movie and thinking that possessed girl could really blow a mean chunk. I mean, when she kicked back, the vomit came out…
Drunker than Trump
I hear Donald Trump doesn't drink. Good on him. When my buddy Donnie drinks he sounds just like Trump, when Trump is sober! He says stuff like "I wanna make a marigold grape again." and then falls into a flower…
Just a Few Suggestions
Hello all, Fred Moople here. I have a few suggestions for those of you starting a new musical group. When it comes to naming things, I am an all star! Feel free to use the suggestions below: Loman Truck and…
Your Best Friend – A Service from Fred
I am thrilled to announce for all those celebrities who face continual embarrassments and faux-pas that I, Fred Moople have a solution to your problem. It is very simple, you the celebrity are surrounded by people who are riding on…
Fifty Shades of Fred
Hello all my loyal readers (especially you women). I am pleased to announce my new book "Fifty Shades of Fred" is finally available for your reading enjoyment. Here are a few exciting excerpts: From Chapter One where Fred meets Natasha.…