Mar-a-Lago – Bar Edition
Hello all, it's your old pal Donnie Drunkard coming at you from the Mar-a-Lago Bar Edition. You may be wondering, what the hell is that? Let me tell you all about it. I have been hearing all about this Southern…
Making sh*t up
Hey all my loyal fans and detractors, it's Donnie Drunkard here comin' at you from Bob's Beer and Billiards. I just want to let you know that I have always got my nose to the grindstone, my ear to the…
Wire-Tapping Trump Tower
My buddy Donald Trump is being picked on yet again. The poor guy, just because he said Obama wire-tapped him, everybody thinks he is coming unglued. Sure he has thrown some temper tantrums, but that is understandable because he has…
Problem Solving for Neanderthals
Hello all, Fred Moople here. I am happy to report that I am now the Executive Director of the Moople Academy for Advanced Learning. We are currently assembling our classrooms from discarded fruit crates, so it may be a while before…
How to Pretend to be the Person you are not
Hello all, Fred Moople here again, with more of Fred's valuable life lessons. Today we are discussing "How to be the Person you are not". The rationale for this lesson (soon to be a course from the Moople Academy for…
Why Donald Trump is one of the good guys
Hey friends, it's your old pal Donnie Drunkard here, live from Bob's Beer and Billiards, the place where brain cells come to die. (A little joke!) So I am throwing back my 18th beer of the day and then it…
Help for Trump Apologists
I have been watching all of the Trump spokespersons for sometime and I am amazed at how flexible they are when it comes to presenting the truth, or trying to workaround the latest Trumpism, to make it sound at least…
Master Class in Bullshitting
Hello all, it's your favorite geek, Fred Moople here. I am always interested in learning, and having watched the "Trump Phenomenon" unfold, it has occurred to me, we have all missed an important aspect of our education: bullshitting for fun…