Hey it’s your old buddy Donnie Drunkard, coming at you from the health spa at Bob’s Beer and Billiards.
Trumpcare is coming and it will be really really great. It will be so great everyone will be really really healthy, just like me. Everyone knows that alcohol kills all the bad things in your body. What does that mean? Time to start subsidising drinking. More drinking, less disease? Am I right?
Although, it doesn’t look like Trumpcare will be doing that, however you may need to start drinking if you lose your health care under the new plan. But don’t worry all that alcohol will take care of you!
Finally a health care plan that gives a break to rich people. Let’s face it they are no more sick than the rest of us, so why should they pay more? And for all you poor sickies, you are costing too much, so we are gonna cut you off. And you old folks, we are going to let you die sooner and that will save a ton of dough. Let’s face it those aging baby-boomers are just expecting too much. They think we should take care of them, hey take care of yourselves losers!
Ok one more little help tip for those about to lose their coverage. I have a new health spa down here at Bob’s Beer and Billiards. Sure, I know it looks like just another row of bar stools, but looks can be deceiving. Drinking more will not only get rid of all the bad bugs in your body, it will cheer you up too, so you won’t need a shrink either. Great isn’t it?
Trumpcare is what we really need, even if we don’t, know what I mean? Even if it sucks, it will be really, really great.
Have a drunky, healthy day!