The Deep State
I am back and I have some important information for Donald Trump. I just powered down my 14th beer of the day and I am in fine form. Thanks to Bob's Beer and Billiards for sponsoring this blog post. Ok,…
Letter to Trump
My nephew Freddie wrote a letter to my guy Donald Trump. I am happy to say he is having a positive influence on the children of our nation. See Freddie's letter below.
White Supremacy
Hey all my white friends and you other losers, it's me Donnie Drunkard coming almost straight at you from Bob's Beer and Billiards, the home of the all white muffin. It has been a while since I put pen to…
Tweet like a Donald
Hey all my fans and trolls, it's Donnie Drunkard coming at you from Bob's Beer and Billiards, the home of the MOAB (Mother of All Beers). By the way I had a couple of those MOABs the other day and…
The Trump Doctrine
Does Donald Trump have a platform? Did he have one during his election campaign? Is there a Trump Doctrine? The short answer is: it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because Trump supporters continue to support him despite his flip-flops on…
Trump Wins!
Editor's Note: This article was originally published in November 2016. As of November 8, 2016, Donald Trump is the president-elect of the United States of America. There is a significant portion of the population that is stunned by that development. In the…
How to Rule the World – Help for Donald Trump
Hello all, once again it's me Donnie Drunkard coming straight at you from the strategy room here at Bob's Beer and Billiards. The washroom was full so I have set up my risk game on table #6 near the bar,…
It’s Reality TV – Get over it!
Hello all you loyal Trumpists, it's me Donnie Drunkard coming at you from the tv studio at Bob's Beer and Billiards. Bob, the owner of Bob's Beer and Billiards, has finally figured out that success on tv is different from…
Drones are a President’s Best Friend (and missiles too!)
Hey all, it's Donnie Drunkard comin' at you from Bob's Beer and Billiards. Today's topic is drones and why they are a good thing. Let me give you an example. My neighbor is a complete jerk. This guy has one…
Making sh*t up
Hey all my loyal fans and detractors, it's Donnie Drunkard here comin' at you from Bob's Beer and Billiards. I just want to let you know that I have always got my nose to the grindstone, my ear to the…