Tweet like a Donald
Hey all my fans and trolls, it's Donnie Drunkard coming at you from Bob's Beer and Billiards, the home of the MOAB (Mother of All Beers). By the way I had a couple of those MOABs the other day and…
How to Rule the World – Help for Donald Trump
Hello all, once again it's me Donnie Drunkard coming straight at you from the strategy room here at Bob's Beer and Billiards. The washroom was full so I have set up my risk game on table #6 near the bar,…
The Mother of all Bombs
Hey all, it's Donnie Drunkard here, once again coming at you from the bunker at Bob's Beer and Billiards. I am in the bunker because I heard about the MOAB (Mother of all bombs) being dropped over in Afghanistan. That…
It’s Reality TV – Get over it!
Hello all you loyal Trumpists, it's me Donnie Drunkard coming at you from the tv studio at Bob's Beer and Billiards. Bob, the owner of Bob's Beer and Billiards, has finally figured out that success on tv is different from…
Drones are a President’s Best Friend (and missiles too!)
Hey all, it's Donnie Drunkard comin' at you from Bob's Beer and Billiards. Today's topic is drones and why they are a good thing. Let me give you an example. My neighbor is a complete jerk. This guy has one…
Mar-a-Lago – Bar Edition
Hello all, it's your old pal Donnie Drunkard coming at you from the Mar-a-Lago Bar Edition. You may be wondering, what the hell is that? Let me tell you all about it. I have been hearing all about this Southern…
Making sh*t up
Hey all my loyal fans and detractors, it's Donnie Drunkard here comin' at you from Bob's Beer and Billiards. I just want to let you know that I have always got my nose to the grindstone, my ear to the…
Wire-Tapping Trump Tower
My buddy Donald Trump is being picked on yet again. The poor guy, just because he said Obama wire-tapped him, everybody thinks he is coming unglued. Sure he has thrown some temper tantrums, but that is understandable because he has…
Why Donald Trump is one of the good guys
Hey friends, it's your old pal Donnie Drunkard here, live from Bob's Beer and Billiards, the place where brain cells come to die. (A little joke!) So I am throwing back my 18th beer of the day and then it…